Libraries exist in a transdimensional manifold - take a wrong turn in the stacks and you may go from library A to library B - seamlessly crossing both space and time - turn down another corridor and you may wind up in 2B-space - a coextensive manifold that interweaves connects and separates many of the second hand book stores across the globe, across history, across the uninverse. A third rosaceous manifold links musical festivals and gatherings, via the discombobulating multi-dimensional attributes of omnisciencent omnipresent Portals, OO-Portals, also known as the “Portal Omniscient Omnipresent” - generally abbreviated to their humble moniker - “Portaloo”.